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How I Roll

Written by Aaron on November 3, 2006 |

I have previously mentioned my love for the D most notably when partnered with that other D.

Well the most wonderful time of the year is back. It’s WorldWide D&D Game Day!

Much like all other religious holidays, Worldwide D&D Game Day has a loveable fictional character that goes around doling out rewards to the faithful.

Every year, on Worldwide D&D day, the Dragon-God-King Bahamut visits Munchkins all over the world, blessing them with good die rolls for the coming year. At the same time, the vile Whiny-Goth Drizzt visits Role-Players, giving them coffee and cigarettes to enjoy as they talk about their backstories and wax their Girl-Parts…

Yeah, I said it. And I won’t un-say it, I play games for fun, not to be an artsy pretentious bitch… And by the way…the drow are the goth versions of evles…you know that right? The race for people that are too artsy and pretentious to play elves! Go write Fan-fiction!

I’m not sure where that came from…I’m sorry dear readers…you didn’t need to see that, it was not in the spirit of WorldWide D&D day.

Anyway, Happy D&D day to all and may Bahamut bless your die rolls!

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