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Written by Moe on August 20, 2006 |

Some see world peace is a myth, others perceive it as the solution for most (if not all) of the world’s problems. A few hold both opinions true and regard world peace as a myth to problems with no solutions. An even smaller group believe world peace are the words “world” and “peace” used respectfully after each other to assemble a phrase, or maybe sentence, that should only be used in books made for the dead, the guy who wrote Tuesday With Morrie or the authors of He Isn’t That Into You. Contrary to popular belief, world peace is possible and has even been accomplished on a different planet. Although the planet’s inhabitants have all been destroyed, a sad but amusing irony, notes concerning their world peace era have been found and decrypted. A translation is below. The translators notes will be in italics to aid the reader in understanding the translation.

The solution to world peace has been found like a black cat is found in a dark room. Completely by accident and, at first, fought back with a few kicks to the heads. It appears their cats had more then one head but, as far our research shows, still nine lives. This great achievement can not be credited to peace activist, world leaders, or any other gimbling for that matter. A gibling is what we could call a human. Before the great awakening the gibling rabk was in a horrible state. Rabk means race, but not like a race that you run but more a race of people. This is kind of consfusing, I see why the giblings went with rabk. Two key aspects led to the achievement of world peace; survival and hate. On the fourth moon of the 23 month a startling discorey was made by Canadian scientist. Is it more ironic that the giblings had a group of people called Canadians or that these Canadians did something important? The world stood still as the scientist described an alien species which was planning an attack on gblith. Gblith was what they called their planet. Gblings at first paniced but soon came together to fight a common enemey. That is all we needed. All the giblings needed a common enemy to direct their hate towards. Turns our the Jedi were wrong all this time, hate can be used for good. A enemy of my enemy is my friend. Yes, the jedi are real. Wars in the Right West soon stopped and a global g-unti miltary was made. Racist from green to purple came together by directing their hate to the alien aggressors. Borders were knocked down and poor countries were given aid to prepare for the oncoming attack. In the last few years the world has seen peace that most have never imagined. Giblings no longer kill each other over religion because most fear they might die soon and hence are religious. We stand together to fight a common enemy, quite similar to how our coutnry stood next to one of our old bitter enemy, the Hastins, during the Warm War. We are ready and will not be defeated. Not now, not at the pinnacle or our existence. Surely not to the alien creatures who are in the exact opposite state as we are.

An alien species that is riddled with class struggle. Where a small percentage of their population use the largest amount of resources. Where more people have been killed in the name of their Invisble Man then any other reason. They refer the Invisble Man as we refer to God. A species that lets fifteen million children die each year from hunger. We will not lose, we can not lose.

Below is a note found a year into the war

We are going to lose. I can’t believe this. Seriously, the pure irony of it makes me realize that the Invisble Man has a twisted sense of humor. Oh my Invisible Man. The Gibling rabk is finished and for what? It seems the aliens are here for our black water. I curse our oceans but more these horrid aliens. A heartless people who destoryed our world, all the giblings, for nothing more then a resource. We do not know the exact location of their home planet but do know it is somewhere between mars and venus in in a distant galaxy. Oh Invisble Man help us.

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