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Girls and Investments

Written by Moe on April 13, 2006 |

Moe:

You’re like a mutual fund. Basically, a slow steady investment without the big risk. Other girls are day trades. Short gains, alot of risks, and ofcourse alot of loses. You gotta spend the time watching the ticker, a huge investment in time. Not to mention you got to pay the short gains taxes. They always fuck you with the taxes. First its a one month anniversary, then a 3 month, then first kiss, it never stops.

Reena:

You see those as taxes?

Moe:

Well yea, what’s a tax anyway? “Charge against a citizen’s person or property or activity for the support of government.” A guy is the citizen, in this case, and the girl is the government. When he gets with these day trade girls what happens?

Reena:

Is that a rhetorical question?

Moe:

Is your question a rhetorical question?

Reena:

Is your…

Moe:

Ok shut up and listen. Well, the guy being the citizen has to give up his property and that is evident. His stuff becomes her stuff, his car is her car, she leaves she can even take half if he was stupid enough to marry her. Then there is activity, and we all know that day trades take up all your time. I.E you don’t get to hang out with the fellas anymore cause you are too busy with taxes.

Reena:

What about a prenup?

Moe:

Ahh yes the prenup. We all cheat on our taxes, this way when you get caught you just don’t get hurt as much. The prenup is just turning everything from outright robbery to white coller embezzlement.

Reena:

You have really thought this out haven’t you?

Moe (not paying attention and drifting off)

But you have to love the day trade. Aggressive, dirty, quick cash. You buy it low and sell high, just thinking about it makes me want to go down to Wall Street.

Reena:

Wall Street?

Moe:

You know. The best of the best of all the nightclubs.

Reena:

Is it a place? Why is it called Wall Street?

Moe:

Naw, it’s all the clubs of certain caliber. The place where you buy and trade. Everyone is in the same room, yelling and trying to sell themselves or buy someone else.

Reena:

And you wonder why right minded girls won’t touch you?

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3 Comments »

  1. Cheap, dirty money has it’s short term goodness, but it’ll only leave you feeling unfulfilled, as in, you don’t really have sustinence or a solid source of income. So, to fill this void, one may either continue to make that short term cash and turn a blind eye to the fact that you’re financial situation is pretty unstable, or one can do his research and land the big one that’ll put all the short term cash gains to shame.

    And way to sum it all up Reena, couldn’t have said it any better, haha :-)

    “Single and Lonely, or Married and Bored”

    Comment by Brian — April 26, 2006 @ 3:02 pm

  2. this post is made of win and awesome

    Comment by innternal — May 2, 2006 @ 10:32 am

  3. Thanks innternal, i like to add a little awesome when i can.

    Comment by Moe — January 18, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

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